Blankets – Nature’s Simple Truths
Just as a quick FYI, it has come to my attention that all programming languages suck. Prolog, PL/1, Perl, C, C++, ASM, Haskell, PHP, Python, Ruby, Tcl, Java, Delphi, COBOL, FORTRAN, Pascal, Visual Basic, ASP.NET, Ocaml, C# and so on… all worthless. This comes as a huge relief.
According to further reading I’ve done, all programming languages are awesome and supreme. There’s no language as good as, apparently, every single language out there.
Except BASIC. BASIC sucks. I think we can all agree on that one. BASIC, QBASIC, whatever-BASIC — all sucks.
Oh, and I think we can also agree that the next time we hear someone refer to themselves as an HTML Programmer, we’re going to laugh heartily, right before kicking their head in.
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